Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
you know you’ve fucked up when Twilight does something better than you
shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people
when you and a friend join a fandom together
Leo briefly forgetting how to ride a bike
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
krista this fucked me up.
THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT
Step it up America! Shit
This is so cute and so clever.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket