My name means "crown of laurel leaves". XV. I can't get enough of cliche things. I love the classics, especially 80's movies. I was definitely born in the wrong era...

acquaintedwithrask:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

you know you’ve fucked up when Twilight does something better than you

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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Leo briefly forgetting how to ride a bike

thiscorpsofbrothers:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

krista this fucked me up.

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

stacewindu:

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

Step it up America! Shit

This is so cute and so clever.

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs